1 00:00:02,020 --> 00:00:03,240 Phoenix, New Orleans. 2 00:02:00,079 --> 00:02:02,360 Claire, I just heard from that used book dealer. 3 00:02:02,580 --> 00:02:04,980 You know, that grubby fellow Malcolm, the one from Boston? 4 00:02:05,380 --> 00:02:06,119 Oh, really? 5 00:02:06,120 --> 00:02:07,120 What did he want? 6 00:02:07,420 --> 00:02:08,420 He says he has it. 7 00:02:10,039 --> 00:02:11,180 Oh, really, Gerald? 8 00:02:11,460 --> 00:02:13,100 Are you going to believe that old fraud? 9 00:02:13,660 --> 00:02:15,840 How many times has he disappointed you? 10 00:02:16,100 --> 00:02:19,980 I know, I know. But this time I think he's really on to something. He gave me 11 00:02:19,980 --> 00:02:22,960 the description over the phone, and it could be nothing but. 12 00:02:23,580 --> 00:02:25,980 Imagine, after all the years you've been looking. 13 00:02:26,360 --> 00:02:28,220 You know, it's just too much to hope for. 14 00:02:28,930 --> 00:02:31,470 Well, in any case, I must go to Boston. 15 00:02:32,270 --> 00:02:33,470 I'd be a fool not to. 16 00:02:33,770 --> 00:02:35,590 What are you two talking about? 17 00:02:36,050 --> 00:02:40,170 Oh, nothing, dear. Just a book. A book your stepfather's been looking for. 18 00:02:40,510 --> 00:02:42,530 For my witchcraft course up at the college. 19 00:02:43,090 --> 00:02:47,190 Speaking of witchcraft, did you know in many societies twin girls are done away 20 00:02:47,190 --> 00:02:51,950 with? They believe that twin girls are the work of the devil. By the way, which 21 00:02:51,950 --> 00:02:53,170 one of your mother's twins are you? 22 00:02:53,850 --> 00:02:55,670 I'm prudent, stepfather, dear. 23 00:02:55,890 --> 00:02:58,230 And which of my mother's lovers are you? 24 00:02:58,890 --> 00:02:59,890 Prudence, please. 25 00:02:59,930 --> 00:03:04,070 Now, now, Claire, I'm sure she was only joking. I was joking, too, Prue. You and 26 00:03:04,070 --> 00:03:05,990 your sister are as different as night and day. 27 00:03:06,530 --> 00:03:07,970 I always know which is which. 28 00:03:08,490 --> 00:03:09,990 Well, it took you long enough to learn. 29 00:03:10,270 --> 00:03:12,270 You could learn a few things from your sister, too. 30 00:03:12,570 --> 00:03:15,870 You could have a damn bit more sense of humor. You're the most straight -laced 31 00:03:15,870 --> 00:03:16,870 girl I've ever met. 32 00:03:17,850 --> 00:03:21,270 You would like for me to be a little bit looser, wouldn't you, stepfather dear? 33 00:03:21,850 --> 00:03:23,110 Well, hold your breath. 34 00:03:23,610 --> 00:03:27,610 And as for my darling sister, Hope, she could learn something from me, too. Not 35 00:03:27,610 --> 00:03:28,610 to be such a slut. 36 00:03:29,110 --> 00:03:30,270 Prudence, that's enough. 37 00:03:30,930 --> 00:03:33,390 I just don't know what's the matter with you today. 38 00:03:33,750 --> 00:03:38,190 It isn't like you. By the way, where is Hope? She's not usually this late 39 00:03:38,190 --> 00:03:39,610 without calling first, is she, Clara? 40 00:03:40,350 --> 00:03:42,150 No, I can't imagine. 41 00:03:42,850 --> 00:03:46,450 She's... I don't know where she is. 42 00:03:48,090 --> 00:03:49,090 How odd. 43 00:03:49,950 --> 00:03:52,430 Twins always seem to know where the other one is. 44 00:03:52,910 --> 00:03:53,910 Are you sure? 45 00:03:54,550 --> 00:03:56,370 Why, what's the matter, dear? 46 00:03:57,190 --> 00:03:58,510 Nothing. Nothing's wrong. 47 00:03:58,790 --> 00:04:01,490 I have lots to do. I've got to go to my room now. Nothing. 48 00:04:02,550 --> 00:04:04,130 Now, what's the matter with her? 49 00:04:05,150 --> 00:04:09,310 I haven't any idea, but she must really be upset she hasn't even touched her 50 00:04:09,310 --> 00:04:11,450 food. Damn neurotic college girls. 51 00:04:11,730 --> 00:04:12,730 Oh, well. 52 00:04:12,830 --> 00:04:16,070 I have to be catching a shuttle flight to Boston that leaves in an hour, and I 53 00:04:16,070 --> 00:04:19,190 almost forgot. You do remember my colleague, Robert Petrie, don't you? 54 00:04:19,980 --> 00:04:24,260 Oh, yes, I think I remember Professor Petrie. I didn't have a chance to cancel 55 00:04:24,260 --> 00:04:25,760 him out. He'll be coming over this evening. 56 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:29,840 We were going to work translating some fragments from it, but now that I have a 57 00:04:29,840 --> 00:04:32,920 chance to get the whole book, I... I'm sure he'll understand. 58 00:04:33,980 --> 00:04:37,520 Don't mention to him or mention to anybody where I'm going until we know 59 00:04:37,520 --> 00:04:38,520 sure, okay? 60 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:40,340 Okay, bye -bye, Claire. 61 00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:43,240 Oh, and do be nice to Petrie before you send him home. 62 00:04:43,460 --> 00:04:44,600 Good luck with the book, Harold. 63 00:04:45,100 --> 00:04:48,300 And I'll try to make sure Professor Petrie isn't too disappointed. 64 00:06:45,900 --> 00:06:46,900 Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. 65 00:08:49,990 --> 00:08:50,990 Oh, yes. 66 00:08:51,130 --> 00:08:52,930 It was that. Now. 67 00:08:53,270 --> 00:08:54,270 Yes, now. 68 00:08:54,590 --> 00:08:57,170 Oh, God, I'm going to come in this. Oh, God, yes. 69 00:10:22,440 --> 00:10:23,440 You slut. 70 00:10:24,520 --> 00:10:25,520 Oh, really? 71 00:10:25,560 --> 00:10:29,180 And what do you call lying there finger -fucking yourself, little sister? You 72 00:10:29,180 --> 00:10:30,820 whore! What did you expect me to do? 73 00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:33,700 Frankly, I couldn't care less. Just stay out of my life. 74 00:10:34,260 --> 00:10:37,460 You know it's not that easy when you do the things that you do. 75 00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:41,840 I can't help myself. You know that's the way that I've been. 76 00:10:42,260 --> 00:10:45,800 Is it really so terrible? It's wrong. You know it's wrong. 77 00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:47,280 What would Mom say? 78 00:10:47,840 --> 00:10:49,040 What would she do? 79 00:10:49,850 --> 00:10:52,330 What would she do? She'd probably want to join in. 80 00:10:52,570 --> 00:10:56,450 Stop it. Shut up. You shut up, you goddamn hypocrite. No, I won't shut up. 81 00:10:56,450 --> 00:10:58,190 You've got to face what you're doing, and it's wrong. 82 00:10:58,650 --> 00:11:01,190 And I suppose what you and Jason do is right? 83 00:11:01,730 --> 00:11:04,290 Jason's not some big ape I picked up for a couple hours. 84 00:11:04,670 --> 00:11:07,570 Oh, really? How long have you known Jason? Maybe about a month? 85 00:11:07,810 --> 00:11:11,290 Well, let me tell you something, dear sister. When that big slob shot his load 86 00:11:11,290 --> 00:11:15,450 off in my mouth just now, well, it tasted just the same as when you sucked 87 00:11:15,450 --> 00:11:17,890 sweet Jason yesterday. Just the same. 88 00:11:18,510 --> 00:11:20,290 Jay, it's not the same. Why? 89 00:11:20,490 --> 00:11:21,830 Just because you won't fuck him? 90 00:11:22,250 --> 00:11:24,330 Because you won't let him in your precious little pussy? 91 00:11:24,790 --> 00:11:28,730 Well, you are a whore. You're a hypocritical whore. Because you'll do 92 00:11:28,730 --> 00:11:29,730 but fuck. 93 00:11:30,010 --> 00:11:31,010 I'll show you. 94 00:11:33,110 --> 00:11:34,970 Damn it, eat me. 95 00:11:35,330 --> 00:11:36,530 Eat me, I'll show you. 96 00:11:36,730 --> 00:11:38,070 Taste that trucker's cum. 97 00:11:40,430 --> 00:11:41,470 Taste it, you bitch. 98 00:17:00,140 --> 00:17:03,560 Such a shame he couldn't contact you, Professor Petrie, but I do hope you can 99 00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:06,619 find the study materials you need right here on Gerald's desk. 100 00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:11,859 Oh, what wonderful luck. Gerald going off like that. 101 00:17:12,460 --> 00:17:13,700 Are you sure he's gone? 102 00:17:14,260 --> 00:17:16,200 Absolutely. I couldn't be more sure. 103 00:17:16,940 --> 00:17:18,560 What's he doing up in Boston anyway? 104 00:17:19,859 --> 00:17:24,359 I promised. I told you he was calling off unexpectedly on business. 105 00:17:24,619 --> 00:17:25,700 Oh, yeah, right, right. 106 00:17:26,910 --> 00:17:28,030 Now, what's he doing up there? 107 00:17:28,410 --> 00:17:30,450 I promise not to tell. 108 00:17:33,290 --> 00:17:35,210 But you will tell me, won't you? 109 00:17:35,570 --> 00:17:37,290 No. Yes, you will. No. 110 00:17:37,750 --> 00:17:38,750 Never. 111 00:17:39,230 --> 00:17:40,230 Never. 112 00:17:53,330 --> 00:17:55,350 Where is Jerome? 113 00:17:56,520 --> 00:17:57,960 You are a swine. 114 00:17:58,480 --> 00:17:59,840 It's still a valid question. 115 00:18:00,660 --> 00:18:05,240 One likes to be sure that the lady's husband will not walk in while one is 116 00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:06,240 fucking her. 117 00:18:06,980 --> 00:18:07,980 Now, where is he? 118 00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:12,520 Oh, all right. It's about the book. 119 00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:13,880 The book? 120 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:16,000 Yes, the book. 121 00:18:16,460 --> 00:18:17,720 The Necronomicon. 122 00:18:18,260 --> 00:18:21,220 You know that grungy Malcolm creature, the one from Boston? 123 00:18:21,820 --> 00:18:25,960 Well, he called Gerald and said he'd actually found a copy of the book. 124 00:18:26,460 --> 00:18:30,560 So naturally, Gerald went flying off to Boston to have a look. Do you blame him? 125 00:18:31,120 --> 00:18:34,560 We've been working on the few fragments that we have for years. 126 00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:39,600 Do you know what it means to have a whole copy of that book? 127 00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:46,460 Why, it's the most fantastic collection of... The greatest book on magic ever 128 00:18:46,460 --> 00:18:50,600 written. I know, Robert. Gerald's been talking about nothing else for years. 129 00:18:50,860 --> 00:18:53,540 Yes, but the Necronomicon isn't about magic, darling. 130 00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:55,380 It is magic. 131 00:18:56,440 --> 00:19:00,480 Every single first -hand report on that book indicates that the spells it 132 00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:01,480 teaches really work. 133 00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:09,080 Why, with a whole copy of that book, a man could... Why, it's staggering. 134 00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:13,000 Robert. Yeah? 135 00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:19,620 In the meantime, could you possibly find something to do with a very hungry 136 00:19:19,620 --> 00:19:20,660 woman on a couch? 137 00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:25,620 Yes, of course. 138 00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:18,440 Say, Claire. 139 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,000 Now what? 140 00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:26,700 Don't you think we ought to start finding some other places to meet? 141 00:20:26,980 --> 00:20:29,820 I mean, somebody could walk in on us any time. 142 00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:31,960 This is where I love it, Robert. 143 00:20:32,300 --> 00:20:33,300 Right here. 144 00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:35,440 In his home. 145 00:20:36,260 --> 00:20:38,220 If you want me, you'll find me here. 146 00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:39,880 Do you want me? 147 00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:42,520 He does. 148 00:20:44,220 --> 00:20:47,040 I can tell just from looking at him. 149 00:22:07,470 --> 00:22:10,610 Maybe you should have locked it. If you didn't want company, that is. 150 00:22:10,870 --> 00:22:13,090 But like they say, it's too late now. 151 00:22:13,430 --> 00:22:17,250 You know, I used to really believe that so proper front you put on. 152 00:22:17,570 --> 00:22:18,970 So respectable. 153 00:22:19,510 --> 00:22:20,810 But you know what, Mother? 154 00:22:21,950 --> 00:22:23,310 I know better now. 155 00:22:25,130 --> 00:22:26,410 What are you doing? 156 00:22:26,690 --> 00:22:30,610 Why, I'm going to fuck your lover, and you're going to watch. 157 00:22:32,770 --> 00:22:34,610 Come here. Come here, God damn it. 158 00:25:53,260 --> 00:25:54,260 Thank you. 159 00:26:30,120 --> 00:26:31,480 Edith wants to be an Edith. 160 00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:07,320 Oh God. 161 00:27:19,700 --> 00:27:20,980 God, yes. 162 00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:03,480 Oh, God. 163 00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:05,960 Oh, 164 00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:08,040 pardon me. 165 00:28:08,460 --> 00:28:09,820 Oh, God. 166 00:28:32,330 --> 00:28:33,149 you tell me? 167 00:28:33,150 --> 00:28:34,410 Would you have believed me? 168 00:28:34,810 --> 00:28:36,230 No, I guess not. 169 00:28:36,430 --> 00:28:37,490 I know not. 170 00:28:37,690 --> 00:28:39,330 It'd just be more hoax craziness. 171 00:28:39,690 --> 00:28:42,310 What you made them do was exactly normal. 172 00:28:43,230 --> 00:28:44,690 Hope, don't you see? 173 00:28:45,250 --> 00:28:46,870 You drag things down. 174 00:28:47,170 --> 00:28:48,770 You make things worse. 175 00:28:49,550 --> 00:28:52,210 What they did, it was wrong. It was terrible. 176 00:28:52,410 --> 00:28:54,210 But what you made them get into? 177 00:28:55,430 --> 00:28:57,590 You fucked up little bitch. 178 00:28:58,190 --> 00:29:00,990 When are you going to learn? Are you still in the morality kick? 179 00:29:02,169 --> 00:29:04,310 What's it going to take, a truck rolling over you? 180 00:29:04,530 --> 00:29:05,970 You mean a truck driver. 181 00:29:07,570 --> 00:29:09,810 So funny. I meant just what I said. 182 00:29:10,310 --> 00:29:13,430 When are you going to learn people don't live by those pretty rules you learned? 183 00:29:13,850 --> 00:29:15,810 Nobody does, and you can't make them. 184 00:29:16,350 --> 00:29:17,209 Oh, really? 185 00:29:17,210 --> 00:29:19,790 Well, maybe I can't make them, but I can sure try. 186 00:29:20,670 --> 00:29:21,910 What's that supposed to mean? 187 00:29:22,190 --> 00:29:25,310 I meant just what I said. I can stop what Mom's doing. 188 00:29:25,630 --> 00:29:28,090 Believe me, and I'm going to. How? 189 00:29:28,970 --> 00:29:29,970 Think about it. 190 00:29:30,170 --> 00:29:31,490 You wouldn't tell Gerald. 191 00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:33,820 Why? Gary, why shouldn't I tell them? 192 00:29:34,220 --> 00:29:38,360 Why shouldn't you tell them? Why would you possibly want to ruin three people's 193 00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:43,140 lives? Especially when one of them is your own... What are you laughing about? 194 00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:47,820 You know what, Prudence? You've come along a lot further than I realized. 195 00:29:49,620 --> 00:29:51,560 What the hell are you laughing about? 196 00:29:52,700 --> 00:29:53,920 You know what, Prudence? 197 00:29:54,460 --> 00:29:55,780 You know what I just remembered? 198 00:29:55,980 --> 00:29:57,160 I just thought about it. 199 00:29:57,740 --> 00:29:58,740 It wasn't... 200 00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:02,640 Your boyfriend's face that you were thinking about yesterday while he was 201 00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:04,560 you. It was Gerald's face. Shut up. 202 00:30:04,780 --> 00:30:07,180 It was Gerald's face. I said shut up. 203 00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:10,280 While he was eating you. You want to fuck your stepfather. 204 00:30:10,580 --> 00:30:12,020 No, no I don't. 205 00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:15,880 Bullshit, Prudence. If you want to fuck him, that's fine. That's fine with me 206 00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:17,340 because I think I'd rather enjoy that. 207 00:30:17,580 --> 00:30:22,240 But so help me. If you pull Mom and Robert's covers, I'm going to fuck you 208 00:30:22,380 --> 00:30:24,260 I'm going to fuck you up and good. 209 00:30:25,020 --> 00:30:27,480 That was the Lister's lunch, Mother, but I really have to go now. 210 00:30:28,440 --> 00:30:29,580 Where are you going, Prudence? 211 00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:30,840 Oh, just down. 212 00:30:31,140 --> 00:30:32,140 Out where? 213 00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:35,120 Out to the college. I have some studying to do. Do you mind? 214 00:30:35,660 --> 00:30:36,980 No, I don't mind at all. 215 00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:40,540 Well, as long as you're going to be at the college, try to get a ride home with 216 00:30:40,540 --> 00:30:41,540 your stepfather. 217 00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:42,760 He's there, too, you know. 218 00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:44,339 Don't worry. 219 00:30:44,340 --> 00:30:45,340 He knows. 220 00:31:03,180 --> 00:31:04,180 Hello, Jason? 221 00:31:04,860 --> 00:31:06,520 Oh, thank God you're there. 222 00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:10,660 Oh, Jason, please don't ask. Just come over here now. 223 00:31:10,940 --> 00:31:12,820 Please say if you could come over here now. 224 00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:17,740 Oh, thank you, Jason. Thank you. 225 00:31:29,780 --> 00:31:31,280 Okay, Prue, what's the matter? 226 00:31:31,580 --> 00:31:35,120 Jason, I need you to trust me. I just need you to do exactly what I say. 227 00:31:35,500 --> 00:31:37,100 You name it, within reason. 228 00:31:38,060 --> 00:31:43,520 Jason, I want you to do me the way you did yesterday. I mean, with your tongue. 229 00:31:43,540 --> 00:31:45,500 I want you to do me now. Sure, baby. 230 00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:52,400 But there's just one thing, Jason. I do want you to do me, but, and just please 231 00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:56,020 trust me, just don't say a word, okay? Don't make a sound. 232 00:31:56,500 --> 00:31:57,720 I've heard of kinkier things. 233 00:31:58,250 --> 00:32:01,810 Well, it has to be like if somebody was listening, they wouldn't know who I was 234 00:32:01,810 --> 00:32:03,750 with. I'll be quiet as a mouse. 235 00:32:03,950 --> 00:32:04,970 A horny mouse. 236 00:32:05,210 --> 00:32:06,210 Then do me. 237 00:32:15,130 --> 00:32:16,130 Come in. 238 00:32:17,510 --> 00:32:18,510 Hello, Gerald. 239 00:32:18,810 --> 00:32:19,930 Prudence, a nice surprise. 240 00:32:20,370 --> 00:32:22,810 You caught me just in time. I was just clearing up on some work. 241 00:32:23,430 --> 00:32:24,910 Gerald, do you have a minute to spare? 242 00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:28,420 Well, I really wanted to finish up and get home. I have a great deal to do 243 00:32:28,420 --> 00:32:31,120 today. A mysterious book. You've got it? 244 00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:33,220 Yes, I've got it. 245 00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:38,120 Prudence, I know I don't have any control over you, but it's vitally 246 00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:40,240 that we not talk about this on the outside. 247 00:32:40,500 --> 00:32:41,500 Please. 248 00:32:41,740 --> 00:32:43,740 This mysterious book of yours from Boston. 249 00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:45,480 What's the name of it? 250 00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:47,140 It's called the Necronomicon. 251 00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:48,960 It's not from Boston, Prue. 252 00:32:49,280 --> 00:32:50,820 Nobody really knows where it's from. 253 00:32:51,230 --> 00:32:56,370 Its translation was written in Sanskrit by a man named Abdul Alhazrad about 400 254 00:32:56,370 --> 00:32:57,249 years ago. 255 00:32:57,250 --> 00:32:58,530 How interesting. 256 00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:03,200 But, Cheryl, I need to talk to you now. 257 00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:05,380 Well, of course, if it's really important. 258 00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:07,700 You know how much I've always cared for you. 259 00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:09,480 Like my own daughter. 260 00:34:10,500 --> 00:34:13,400 It's just that you've always been so standoffish. 261 00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:17,239 Oh, my sister Hope. 262 00:34:17,500 --> 00:34:18,500 What's the matter? 263 00:34:18,540 --> 00:34:19,540 But who's she with? 264 00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:20,578 What's the matter? 265 00:34:20,580 --> 00:34:21,580 Who's Hope with? 266 00:34:22,980 --> 00:34:23,980 What's the matter? 267 00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:53,520 you 268 00:38:23,150 --> 00:38:24,430 No! No! Not my cat! 269 00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:21,840 Bye. 270 00:42:52,170 --> 00:42:53,170 Jesus! 271 00:43:35,330 --> 00:43:39,290 Jason, I have a terrible confession I have to make. 272 00:43:39,930 --> 00:43:41,810 What could that be, Hope darling? 273 00:43:43,530 --> 00:43:44,530 You knew. 274 00:43:44,710 --> 00:43:45,850 You knew it was me. 275 00:43:46,150 --> 00:43:48,190 After about two minutes. But how? 276 00:43:49,770 --> 00:43:54,370 Oh, let's just say glaring stylistic differences. 277 00:43:55,410 --> 00:43:57,030 You fucking bastard. 278 00:43:57,690 --> 00:43:58,690 That is correct. 279 00:43:59,030 --> 00:44:02,970 So you're not the Mr. Clean Prue makes you out to be. Now that's interesting. 280 00:44:04,140 --> 00:44:05,420 Your sister's very nice. 281 00:44:06,340 --> 00:44:08,640 That describes her perfectly, very nice. 282 00:44:09,940 --> 00:44:11,380 Hope. What? 283 00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:16,980 I figure the reason why I'm here isn't because you lusted madly after my 284 00:44:16,980 --> 00:44:19,860 beautiful body, so you want to tell me what this is all about? 285 00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:22,100 You know, I do want to tell you. 286 00:44:22,500 --> 00:44:27,140 I can't believe that Prudence actually found someone that isn't a total creep. 287 00:44:27,580 --> 00:44:28,720 Gee, Hope, thanks a lot. 288 00:44:28,980 --> 00:44:30,080 Oh, stop. Now listen. 289 00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:32,340 Gerald, I want to ask you something. 290 00:44:32,700 --> 00:44:33,700 Go ahead. 291 00:44:34,029 --> 00:44:36,550 Gerald, what would you do if you found out your wife was having an affair? 292 00:44:37,890 --> 00:44:39,590 Nothing if she was discreet about it. 293 00:44:40,110 --> 00:44:41,390 Nothing? You mean you wouldn't care? 294 00:44:41,690 --> 00:44:42,690 That's about it. 295 00:44:43,070 --> 00:44:44,070 You don't care? 296 00:44:44,150 --> 00:44:45,390 I can't believe it. 297 00:44:46,270 --> 00:44:47,490 It's like nobody cares. 298 00:44:47,690 --> 00:44:49,790 You don't even care if your own wife acts like a tramp? 299 00:44:50,050 --> 00:44:54,390 Oh, really, Prue? Can you be so self -righteous after what we just did? 300 00:44:55,730 --> 00:44:59,290 Well, I wouldn't have done it if I didn't know what I know. 301 00:45:00,150 --> 00:45:02,230 But besides, I'm still a virgin. 302 00:45:03,050 --> 00:45:04,050 Still a virgin? 303 00:45:04,290 --> 00:45:06,370 Oh, what a cute idea. 304 00:45:07,530 --> 00:45:09,210 Stop it. It is important. 305 00:45:09,610 --> 00:45:11,530 Sure it is to a Sicilian farmer. 306 00:45:12,470 --> 00:45:17,650 Say, do you mean... What? 307 00:45:18,970 --> 00:45:22,690 Do you mean you never... Ah, I had to be polite. 308 00:45:23,810 --> 00:45:26,110 Never had intercourse with another man? 309 00:45:26,450 --> 00:45:27,450 No, never. 310 00:45:29,250 --> 00:45:31,490 That's funny. That is really funny. 311 00:45:32,670 --> 00:45:35,770 Can't believe it. To the Virgin Harlot, all hail! 312 00:45:37,890 --> 00:45:40,270 Stop it! 313 00:45:40,650 --> 00:45:43,010 Stop it! I hate you! I hate all of you! 314 00:45:43,710 --> 00:45:49,230 So that's about it. I guess they're really, you know, afraid they're going 315 00:45:49,230 --> 00:45:50,230 miss out on the book. 316 00:45:50,530 --> 00:45:53,450 They just, you know, I'm surprised they really went along with it. 317 00:45:53,830 --> 00:45:54,830 You're too much. 318 00:45:55,350 --> 00:45:56,690 What did you say the name of the book is? 319 00:45:57,250 --> 00:45:59,670 Uh, The Necronomicon? 320 00:45:59,990 --> 00:46:01,750 What? The Necronomicon? 321 00:46:02,170 --> 00:46:03,490 And he has a whole copy of it? 322 00:46:03,810 --> 00:46:04,810 So what? 323 00:46:05,350 --> 00:46:08,850 Your stepfather is Gerald Wakefield, and you're Robert Petrie's lover, and you 324 00:46:08,850 --> 00:46:09,850 don't know about that book? 325 00:46:09,970 --> 00:46:10,970 What about the book? 326 00:46:11,610 --> 00:46:16,110 Well, I took the course that your stepfather and Petrie give up the 327 00:46:16,110 --> 00:46:18,590 I knew about that book long before taking that course. 328 00:46:18,810 --> 00:46:21,170 It's the only known book of real magic. 329 00:46:21,590 --> 00:46:22,610 Oh, come on. 330 00:46:22,830 --> 00:46:27,670 No, no, look, I'm a skeptic too, but this is an edition that goes back 331 00:46:27,670 --> 00:46:30,310 of years, and all the stories about the book are the same. 332 00:46:30,730 --> 00:46:32,490 The Necronomicon really works. 333 00:46:33,150 --> 00:46:34,310 Really works for what? 334 00:46:35,950 --> 00:46:37,090 That's not so clear. 335 00:46:38,350 --> 00:46:41,070 But there's supposed to be spell center for all kinds of things. 336 00:46:41,770 --> 00:46:43,150 Like summoning up the devil? 337 00:46:43,790 --> 00:46:46,990 The Necronomicon is a whole lot older than our concept of the devil. 338 00:46:47,370 --> 00:46:51,070 But if you mean conjuring demonic forces and using these forces for your own 339 00:46:51,070 --> 00:46:53,290 purposes, yeah, sure. The book shows you how to do that. 340 00:46:53,610 --> 00:46:55,450 Jason, you don't really believe that crap, do you? 341 00:46:55,750 --> 00:46:58,670 Put it this way. If I hadn't studied it so much, I wouldn't believe it. 342 00:46:59,040 --> 00:47:00,920 But I've learned just enough to know it's for real. 343 00:47:02,960 --> 00:47:03,960 Oh, Jason. 344 00:47:05,180 --> 00:47:07,000 How would you like me to steal that book? 345 00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:09,920 There's only one slight problem. 346 00:47:10,260 --> 00:47:12,280 You don't by any chance happen to speak fluent Sanskrit? 347 00:47:13,240 --> 00:47:14,240 Not lately. 348 00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:16,260 Yeah, me neither. And that's what the book's written in. 349 00:47:16,900 --> 00:47:18,620 I couldn't do a damn thing with it. 350 00:47:18,940 --> 00:47:19,940 At least not alone. 351 00:47:21,240 --> 00:47:22,240 Okay. 352 00:47:22,900 --> 00:47:27,420 Then plan two. How would you like me to make sure that whatever they do with the 353 00:47:27,420 --> 00:47:28,480 book involves us? 354 00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:33,960 Oh, if you could do such a thing, I'd be eternally grateful. 355 00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:35,820 If you could do such a thing. 356 00:47:36,680 --> 00:47:38,960 All hail Tultufu. 357 00:47:39,180 --> 00:47:44,120 Hello, stepfather. 358 00:47:44,820 --> 00:47:48,480 Hope. I'm very busy right now. It is Hope. 359 00:47:49,320 --> 00:47:52,360 You weren't too busy for me in your office this morning. 360 00:47:53,180 --> 00:47:54,180 Prudence? 361 00:47:56,680 --> 00:47:59,580 That's Bob Petrie. He's come to help me with this. Wait just a minute. I'll get 362 00:47:59,580 --> 00:48:00,580 it for you. 363 00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:13,740 Why, Professor Petrie, how nice to see you again. 364 00:48:14,300 --> 00:48:15,500 Uh, Hope? 365 00:48:16,260 --> 00:48:19,160 You mean you still don't know the difference after yesterday? 366 00:48:19,860 --> 00:48:20,940 That is insulting. 367 00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:22,560 Hello, Hope. 368 00:48:24,050 --> 00:48:25,910 He's still working on the book. 369 00:48:26,690 --> 00:48:30,730 It seems to be everything that it's supposed to be. Good, good. 370 00:48:31,410 --> 00:48:36,690 Oh, and Robert, you're going to do exactly what I want you to, exactly. 371 00:48:37,370 --> 00:48:38,590 Or you'll lose everything. 372 00:48:39,850 --> 00:48:42,130 And just what is it that you want, madam? 373 00:48:42,950 --> 00:48:44,470 You'll know when the time comes. 374 00:48:46,310 --> 00:48:47,570 Well, let's go see the book. 375 00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:54,820 Behold, Petri, here it is. 376 00:48:55,580 --> 00:48:58,500 After all these years, the Necronomicon. 377 00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:02,320 The Necronomicon? What does it mean? 378 00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:05,240 It means secrets of the dead. 379 00:49:06,260 --> 00:49:08,620 So tell me, Gerald, have you made any headway in this? 380 00:49:09,580 --> 00:49:10,700 Well, some. 381 00:49:11,660 --> 00:49:16,200 I started to translate the part we were talking about, but I do think we're in 382 00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:17,200 for some serious problems. 383 00:49:17,780 --> 00:49:18,780 Really? What? 384 00:49:20,940 --> 00:49:22,780 This letter feels so strange. 385 00:49:23,480 --> 00:49:24,480 What's it made of? 386 00:49:25,240 --> 00:49:26,460 Probably human flesh. 387 00:49:26,940 --> 00:49:29,840 Oh, how scary. What a horrible book. 388 00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:32,700 Then why don't you just stay away from it? 389 00:49:33,640 --> 00:49:35,460 Why don't you give me what I want first? 390 00:49:36,620 --> 00:49:39,380 I really think there's only one way we're going to get peace here. 391 00:49:39,840 --> 00:49:40,940 I quite agree. 392 00:49:41,300 --> 00:49:42,300 What do you mean? 393 00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:46,080 I think you know what we mean, Hope. 394 00:49:47,610 --> 00:49:49,570 Petri, sorry to disappoint you. 395 00:49:50,010 --> 00:49:52,010 Understandable mistake, but this is Prudence. 396 00:49:52,530 --> 00:49:54,190 No, I'm not Prudence, Gerald. 397 00:49:54,870 --> 00:49:56,190 Why, you little brat. 398 00:49:56,630 --> 00:50:01,150 You... Gerald, please don't be mad at me. 399 00:50:01,510 --> 00:50:05,210 After all, I do suck cock so much better than Prudence. 400 00:55:24,550 --> 00:55:27,390 Imagine, Gerald, a spell for eternal life. 401 00:55:28,390 --> 00:55:30,690 But this book has a strange effect on people. 402 00:55:30,930 --> 00:55:32,570 I mean, look what it's done to us already. 403 00:55:32,950 --> 00:55:33,950 Oh, nonsense. 404 00:55:34,450 --> 00:55:36,850 Do you always go around fucking your friends' daughters? 405 00:55:39,930 --> 00:55:40,930 Yeah, 406 00:55:41,850 --> 00:55:42,850 I see what you mean. 407 00:55:43,090 --> 00:55:44,890 Don't worry, it's affecting us all. 408 00:55:45,150 --> 00:55:48,330 I'm not in the habit of seducing my own stepdaughters either. 409 00:55:48,930 --> 00:55:51,730 And don't feel bad about sleeping with my wife. 410 00:55:52,330 --> 00:55:53,870 You know about that too, huh? 411 00:55:55,020 --> 00:55:56,060 Hey, look, Gerald. 412 00:55:56,520 --> 00:55:57,840 Enough, Petrie, really. 413 00:55:58,880 --> 00:56:01,340 A lot stranger things are going to be happening here. 414 00:56:04,200 --> 00:56:05,200 Let's see here. 415 00:56:05,920 --> 00:56:06,920 What does this mean? 416 00:56:08,220 --> 00:56:09,560 Two sets of triplets. 417 00:56:10,100 --> 00:56:11,660 That's six of us to do it. 418 00:56:12,240 --> 00:56:13,240 Well, 419 00:56:13,520 --> 00:56:15,760 there's you and me and her. 420 00:56:16,300 --> 00:56:17,300 That's three. 421 00:56:17,500 --> 00:56:18,640 My wife, of course. 422 00:56:18,860 --> 00:56:19,940 All right, that's four. 423 00:56:20,440 --> 00:56:23,660 Now all we need is another male and another female. 424 00:56:25,580 --> 00:56:26,558 supply the mail. 425 00:56:26,560 --> 00:56:27,560 Really? Who? 426 00:56:28,040 --> 00:56:30,400 Jason, my sister's ex -boyfriend. 427 00:56:30,700 --> 00:56:32,580 Yeah, but are you sure you can get him to do it? 428 00:56:33,100 --> 00:56:35,580 Trust me, he wouldn't miss this for the world. 429 00:56:35,880 --> 00:56:37,920 Now we just need one more female to go. 430 00:56:38,200 --> 00:56:45,000 It says here that the third female has to be a virgin 431 00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:47,960 harlot. Now what the hell is a virgin harlot? 432 00:56:49,260 --> 00:56:52,980 Oh, that was explained elsewhere in the book. It's a woman that acts like an 433 00:56:52,980 --> 00:56:53,980 absolute slut. 434 00:56:54,160 --> 00:56:56,200 But medically and physically, she's still a virgin. 435 00:56:56,880 --> 00:56:57,879 Oh, shit. 436 00:56:57,880 --> 00:57:00,260 In this day and age, that's a pretty tall order. 437 00:57:01,060 --> 00:57:04,300 Wait, don't you see? She didn't feel it. She didn't feel it this time. 438 00:57:04,860 --> 00:57:05,920 What are you talking about? 439 00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:08,120 Prudence. Don't you understand? 440 00:57:08,440 --> 00:57:09,620 She always feels it. 441 00:57:09,900 --> 00:57:13,080 And when I came just a little while ago, she didn't feel it. I know it. I can 442 00:57:13,080 --> 00:57:14,080 always tell. 443 00:57:14,140 --> 00:57:17,900 I don't know quite what you're talking about, but perhaps this book is very 444 00:57:17,900 --> 00:57:20,240 powerful. Maybe this has something to do with it. 445 00:57:22,460 --> 00:57:24,000 That's it. That's the answer. 446 00:57:24,300 --> 00:57:26,380 Can you be ready to do the ceremony tonight? 447 00:57:26,840 --> 00:57:29,740 Well, that would mean rushing the translation a bit. 448 00:57:30,460 --> 00:57:31,460 But sure. 449 00:57:31,640 --> 00:57:34,080 Good. Hey, wait a minute. Now what does all this mean? 450 00:57:34,660 --> 00:57:38,980 It means I think I know how to get you your virgin harlot. Just leave it to me. 451 00:57:47,720 --> 00:57:48,980 Guess what I did say. 452 00:57:49,440 --> 00:57:50,940 You goddamn whore. 453 00:57:51,440 --> 00:57:52,440 You can have him. 454 00:57:52,700 --> 00:57:53,700 Have who? 455 00:57:54,080 --> 00:57:55,740 You know damn well who I mean. 456 00:57:56,120 --> 00:57:58,080 Jason, I never want to see him again. 457 00:57:58,800 --> 00:58:02,100 Hope, I just can't take it. I can't take it. It thinks you do. 458 00:58:02,480 --> 00:58:04,860 How would you like it if you didn't know what I was doing? 459 00:58:05,200 --> 00:58:07,040 Wouldn't that be nice? Wouldn't you like that? 460 00:58:08,640 --> 00:58:13,160 Don't tease me. I can't... Please, just don't. I'm not teasing you. Do you know 461 00:58:13,160 --> 00:58:15,960 what happened or what I did after Jason today? 462 00:58:16,540 --> 00:58:21,220 Nothing dirty, I know. Nothing dirty? I only sucked off our stepfather while 463 00:58:21,220 --> 00:58:23,020 Professor Petri fucked me in the ass. 464 00:58:23,740 --> 00:58:24,740 You're lying. 465 00:58:25,320 --> 00:58:26,840 No, I'm not lying. 466 00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:29,480 I'm telling you the truth. 467 00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:30,840 But how? 468 00:58:31,740 --> 00:58:36,300 I don't know. I really don't. All I know is that we did it in front of that 469 00:58:36,300 --> 00:58:38,220 book. The Necronomicon? 470 00:58:38,840 --> 00:58:42,520 Yes, and afterwards I realized that you hadn't felt it. 471 00:58:42,960 --> 00:58:46,220 And so I asked them if the book had anything to do with stopping the contact 472 00:58:46,220 --> 00:58:47,820 between us. And they said it did. 473 00:58:48,080 --> 00:58:49,760 And they said a lot more, too. 474 00:58:50,520 --> 00:58:51,980 What else did they say? 475 00:58:52,260 --> 00:58:55,200 They said that there was a ritual for separating twins. 476 00:58:56,320 --> 00:58:57,320 That's crazy. 477 00:58:58,500 --> 00:59:01,800 Crazy? What about this thing between us? That's crazy. 478 00:59:02,260 --> 00:59:05,240 If you can believe that, you certainly can believe this. 479 00:59:05,500 --> 00:59:09,900 If the book stopped the contact between us today, why not forever? 480 00:59:10,460 --> 00:59:11,720 You sure she bought it? 481 00:59:12,720 --> 00:59:14,480 hook, line, and sinker. 482 00:59:14,800 --> 00:59:18,600 The only thing is, is she thinks it's rituals to break the bond between us. 483 00:59:18,980 --> 00:59:23,520 Well, I don't quite understand what goes on between you two, but whatever it is, 484 00:59:23,540 --> 00:59:25,320 I'm sure this ceremony will make up for it. 485 00:59:26,360 --> 00:59:27,480 Immortality for real? 486 00:59:28,200 --> 00:59:32,000 That's what the good book says, my dear. Eternal life, if Professor Petrie's 487 00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:33,000 translation is exact. 488 00:59:33,600 --> 00:59:35,280 What about that young man you mentioned? 489 00:59:35,920 --> 00:59:36,920 That's the easy part. 490 00:59:43,080 --> 00:59:44,080 Hello, Jason? 491 00:59:44,500 --> 00:59:46,000 Uh -huh. Tonight at midnight. 492 00:59:46,320 --> 00:59:47,680 And my stepfather's serving. 493 00:59:48,500 --> 00:59:49,500 Bye -bye. 494 00:59:57,920 --> 01:00:04,200 I invoke now the profane and darkest names Chitulthu, Nev, 495 01:00:04,440 --> 01:00:08,620 Yaksothith, Kanamakalajarama. 496 01:00:11,660 --> 01:00:12,660 Kanamakalajarama. 497 01:00:13,100 --> 01:00:18,960 Kanama Kalajurama Kanama Kalajurama 498 01:00:18,960 --> 01:00:23,960 Let the women prepare her, the virgin harlot. 499 01:01:47,150 --> 01:01:49,170 Let the virgin serve the men. 500 01:07:18,340 --> 01:07:19,340 What? 501 01:07:20,400 --> 01:07:21,400 Something's wrong. 502 01:07:22,300 --> 01:07:23,380 Well, look in the book. 503 01:07:25,900 --> 01:07:27,220 Look, look, you idiot. 504 01:07:27,440 --> 01:07:28,440 Where? What? 505 01:07:28,680 --> 01:07:29,680 There, there. 506 01:07:30,540 --> 01:07:32,300 The translation was wrong. 507 01:07:33,280 --> 01:07:34,380 Well, how? 508 01:07:34,800 --> 01:07:39,460 How? Look, you idiot. This ritual doesn't cause eternal life. It causes 509 01:07:39,460 --> 01:07:42,020 potency. We're doomed, all doomed. 510 01:07:43,300 --> 01:07:46,060 To an eternity of this?